Sunday, April 02, 2006

A Word or Two

It is one thing for auto drivers to be rude. This is almost expected. Not a week goes by when I am not brushed off by a motorist who thinks he owns every inch of the pavement from ditch to ditch. Most of them are just ignorant, some are rude and a very few sociopathic.

What really bothers me are rude cyclists. In this case I’m referring to being overtaken by a group of riders. I’m not your mother, I don’t have eyes in the back of my head. Would it hurt to say “On your left”? While you’re at it could everyone pass on the same side? Why am I suddenly in a mass sprint out in the middle of no where? You could say “Pick it up” “Andale” “Outta my way @#$%” Just please say something. I’ll gladly get out of the way. If you say “Grab a Wheel” I just might join you.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

As an automobile driver and reluctant enthusiast of driving, I would just like to quote a line from Master Shake of Aqua Teen Hunger Force:

"Pedestrians have the right of way, except when they in da way"

Thank you.
- R.T.

9:50 PM  
Blogger IronGambit said...

I think the grab a wheel is the best thing... but they probably see you as a rabbit and just want to catch you! :) But we both know when you are up in the front doing a pull it is harder to speak.

8:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Curtis you know how I feel about this, and all I can say is "some people are just ass%$#!@s. Don't expect too much out of them and you'll never be disappointed...

Steve is now the Jeff of this blog!! hahahahaha

10:56 AM  
Blogger IronGambit said...

no dude I can't be Jeff there is only one! :)

7:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hehehe ok ok . . you're not jeff, but tell jeff to stay away from here!! here that jeff, DONT POST HERE!!! THIS PLACE IS PURE!!

11:02 AM  

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